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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Actually razor blade sharp. One atom thick iPhone

People slicing their hand are just holding them wrong

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, but if it's an iPhone.. you probably have to pay Apple a proprietary fee; due to becoming injured by their patented technology.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

you need mechanical stability a bit too, so if it's too thin, it just breaks too easily.

IMO the perfect size for a smartphone should be the weight of an apple (fruit) or some other snack like croissant, something that you can comfortably hold in one hand.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

Check it,

Fresh fruit & a hand written letter!