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[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not good enough we also have to do a manual inspection. Michael testicletickler is going to be doing the inspections. Dont let the name worry you though, he doesn't tickle testicles only fingers buttholes.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What a great job! Do you need a college degree for that?

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Actually having a degree prohibits you from getting the job.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago

I'll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag.

I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist.