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[–] mantra@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

So the horse has a gift in its mouth, but you aren't supposed to look, so you had to feel around in there and you accidentally grabbed one of its giant teeth, which came out in you hand like it was meant to. There was something inside, but you couldn't figure out how to open it, so you just sort of sat and rattled it with one hand while you flicked horse spit off the other. This means that an oceanographer will read your name somewhere.