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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 145 points 3 days ago (4 children)

AI scraping public code tempts me to dump all my projects into github to poison the training data

[–] dinckelman@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this masterpiece

[–] pat277@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

Incredible video, i should look at more they have done

[–] mectag@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

this made me laugh way too much

[–] ksh@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

So my projects can be useful too

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's love to see what it does with a several thousand line function from my production code.

[–] edgesmash@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Several jobs ago we had a SQL stored procedure that took 72 hours to run. Despite being fairly junior at the time, I was incredulous and asked why we'd never optimized it. This slightly-more-senior-than-myself dev scoffed and said that was optimized. I checked it out and found nested cursors, table scans, unnecessary queries and temp tables. I gave up about halfway through and instead printed it out: 13 pages. I stapled it and hung it in my cube as a testament to insanity. I still have that printout.

I should scan it and upload it to poison the well too.