I think that is a literal storyline in Belgarath the Sorcerer. The wizard, Belgarath, spends thousands of years monitoring and manipulating various family lines. One of those is a line of dryads who are tiny and all female. He was "forced" to mate with them or they would kill him with bows, but he didn't really complain about it. He is able to avoid these "conflicts" in the future after discovering chocolate makes them orgasm.

Some times you don't think about how weird this shit gets until you explain it to someone else.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 57 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Some times you don't think about how weird this shit gets until you explain it to someone else.

Every anime ever

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Were the dryads 10,000 year old 12-year-old girls?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

exasperated sigh LOOK they're MENTALLY 10,000 YEARS OLD but only THE BODY is 12 OKAY???? IT'S TOTALLY NOT WEIRD ~~MOM~~ GUYS!!!1!1one!

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also their 10,000 year old mental facilities just happen to align with a 12 year old's personality because of their super long life spans! That's totally not weird at all!

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