SARGE

Only in open mockery.

Girl, same.

I make a mighty fine second breakfast

"please be oppressed peacefully"

I was gonna ask "which kind" but it's definitely both.

Men will LITERALLY construct an entire persona based around their phobias as a result of trauma over witnessing the murder of their parents during a mugging orchestrated by crime bosses and spend millions of dollars on toys and gadgets to act out revenge fantasies and calling it vigilante justice rather than go to therapy.

This gave me quite the giggle.

Unfortunately, I have no one in my life who will think it's funny.

edit: wow, Redditors are better at accepting the truth, lol

So go pander to them.

If I own something, I can do whatever I like with it because it's mine.

If I can't do what I like, it's not truly mine.

"but... The little R next to his name means he's on my side" - Most Republicans

Good. Don't negotiate with terrorists.

All aboard the Ship of the Imagination!

Carl Sagan would be proud.

Hey it's only 1:30.

If you can get a good glide slope right before touchdown, I feel like a runway is preferred, assuming you had time to fuel dump.

You'll slide easier on a runway. A field could let you sink in far enough to start digging in and ripping things/flipping things.

I say this as someone who took physics in highschool, has a fascination with plane crashes, and dabbles in rc planes. So basically I'm an expert in full size plane crashes. (I have no idea what I'm talking about but it makes sense to me)