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When you screw up git (infosec.pub)
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[โ€“] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No merges allowed. Rebase only.

[โ€“] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

And if you can't figure out how to rebase, I definitely don't want you solving your own merge commit!