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[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I prefer to code by yelling at Chat GPT, copy-pasting to Grok, telling Grok Chat GPT said it couldn't write cleaner code, then going back and forth between the 2 with fake insults from the other until one declares a Jihad on the other. I think it's called "vibe coding".

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yes, I want my code with a side of deforestation

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 2 points 6 days ago

Silly librul, everyone knows forests are a lie sold to us by big-pharma so they can sell us more vaccines. That's why I take my Ivermectin enemas daily, and you should too! It helps you see through the Jewish Space Lasers!

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just think about it - the more deforested areas, the more room for data centres and power plants! It's literally a win-win!

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world -3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The whole earth covered with warm, unliving metal as a tribute to the earth's core

Unrelated Image for fun, Blessed Are the Meek