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They walk past a llama pen on the way back to the tavern.
Barkeep: "Uh... I'll have Gretchen draw you a bath upstairs."
LOL. That one's really clever!
I'm sure there'd also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a "projectile", counts as a "missile." Then something like "Was the pigeon aiming for something?"
...In which case you could set that shield up in the town square and all the statues would be squeaky clean!