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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't share the road, I take the road. You will overtake me like you would overtake a car, plus it gives me the space I need to swerve around the craters in the road. Some roads are bumpier than Paschendale.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to do that, then a car flew by and damn near killed me.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People generally don't like losing their license here

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Could have fooled me, given how utterly stupid motorists routinely get every time they drive around bicyclists.

Traffic accidents happen so frequently it is one of the top causes of yearly deaths. Humans are not responsible enough to deserve to drive.