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[โ€“] Shortstack@reddthat.com 93 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I did this once

The feeling of sweaty aka slippery butt cheeks in summer while walking to class and worst of all climbing stairs was too much. And let's not forget that farts have a to physically separate your cheeks to escape. Too much weird feeling.

Never again

Now I let my butthole grow some hair but keep it trimmed low because I'm not a heathen

[โ€“] DeletesItLater@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure this is where the term "butt trumpet" came from.

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