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No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
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The only British object that can be removed from a Englishmanโs arse is his own headโฆ
And the biggest issue to resolving this kind of problem is that the Englishman absolutely does not want you to remove their head from their own arse
Well, it's understandable since they've been convinced that the circular economy of eating their own shit will bring England back to its glory days.
As much as I'm flattered that you might think that, I can assure you that we go to the toilet just like everyone else.
Doesn't really matter where you do it.
Heads don't belong in their own asses.
2/10 ๐
Is this your heads in ass score?
2/10?
Is 10 the theoretical limit?
The score of your poor performance. I didn't realise you would struggle to understand it so much. I thought the tumbs down would be a dead giveaway.
Somehow, you still missed it. How careless of you.
Not even some jellied eels?
Jellied eels are a southern thing. Fuck that shit...
... but if you offered me some Black Pudding I'd bite your hand off.
They might have been once, but they aren't anymore
so I searched up what black pudding was
Personally, I'm not a fan, but it tastes nowhere near as bad as you think it does. It's basically just salty and perfectly reasonable to have as part of a full cooked breakfast.
I've yet to meet anyone that would have it on its own and frankly I hope I never do.
I will happily eat it on its own and un-cooked.
You must be a practitioner of the age-old Lancastrian martial art of Ecky-Thump
Nice on a pizza I'll say that much.
But would you bite my ass off for that black pudding?
Er...
... No.