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There needs to be some kind of formal education regarding the suction effect of the rectum when things go in, and both the purpose and the need of a flared base.
In addition, education on the potential consequences of not using a flared base. Some damage can’t be repaired, leaving the foreign object victim with a permanent colostomy and sewn shut rectum.
Of note. If you say you’re cleaning the house naked and accidentally fall onto an item that happens to get fully inserted rectally, no one will believe you.
You remember when they made pen-lids and plastic bags have holes in them, to protect people from accidental suffocation?
You know how our legendary Type-G electrical plugs have been designed to protect people from accidental electrocution?
Similarly, the government should just pass legislation that any household object that would fit up the average bumhole, should be manufactured with a flared Base.
This is the big brother that the left wants.