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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Also, guess who controls access to the replacement printer ink cartridges."

[–] fu@libranet.de 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@xxce2AAb @MattW03 If your IT department has their own room, I hope you are using toner.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nuts. Have you seen what laser color printers cost? We need that part of the budget for the IT department's new 5080's, which we need for, uh, AI modelling of our future infrastructural requirements. Yeah, that.