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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, what if in my heaven, I want everything to be real and not a simulation? I can play Madden on my Xbox on earth. Why would I want that in heaven?

Anyway, your joke created a fun philosophical conversation. Why ruin it by being nasty to others?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In the joke it says that each individual gets exactly what they want. Since it's a place beyond the physical world, the rules of reality don't apply. Maybe everyone who wants to hang out with Jesus or Talulah Bankhead* gets to hang with the authentic original.

Also, nowhere in the joke does it proclaim that your perfect afterlife ends in Heaven. Contextually, it's obvious that the characters in the joke are Americans and Christians. There may be people who arrive and meet an angel that takes them back to Earth to reincarnate. Or they get reborn on another planet.

And I don't think telling people to take their time when dealing with grave philosophical matters is nasty.

*Talulah Bankhead, self proclaimed slut and lover of Billie Holiday, among others.

https://youtu.be/S3DQw8_Rw48

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe you didn’t meant it to sound nasty, but the rest is your comment sounded a bit condescending. Below for instance.

and I know this might be a very difficult concept you've never heard of

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

2 of 2.

Also, what did you think of the Talulah Bankhead story?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I started it, but it’s 30 minutes and I don’t understand the connection.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

No connection, she was just an interesting person.

embrace serendipity

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do I know what kind of philosophical training people have taken?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It doesn’t take philosophy training to understand the concept of a simulation. Seemed so basic that the idea at you phrased it just sounded condescending.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Since Heaven is eternal, you will be able to eternally be personally hanging out with Jesus, and everyone else for that matter. It literally won't end so you won't ever be in a position where you're never going to hang out with Jesus again. Even if there's a thousand year waiting list. But even then time won't seem unbearable because you're immortal. There's no reason to rush to get anything done.