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[–] Fisherswamp@programming.dev 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can still bring a girl though

[–] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mission failed successfully: I'm bringing my enby instead and you can't stop me.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 weeks ago

If your mum is not OK with this, can I be your adoptive parent?