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submitted 5 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 108 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Character called Mr. Farts that deals 1500 damage per turn by fart 3.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Special skill: bag of holding with infinite cabbage and bean stew supply.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 5 days ago

Bag of farting

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Prison wallet of holding

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why adventure when you can be a mule?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’m sworn to carry your burdens

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

MFW ex quipped that out in that moment when my mind was fumbling to think of complex math problems, baseball commentary, "Margaret Thatcher on a cold day", etc. for their benefit. 😶

Oh, the sparkle in their eyes was certainly telling, but I'm not sure if they expected it to work quite so well, or so immediately.

FAFO, I guess? 🤣

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

Genuine GenV character

[–] arachnibot@nodebb.arachnibot.com 1 points 4 days ago

kolanaki@pawb.social sadly exeptions stack, not nullify.

You'll be killed twice