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submitted 1 week ago by umbraroze@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Apparently a page from an internal IBM training manual. Some further attempts at source it

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[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 106 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Managers aren’t being held accountable for their management decisions either.

“Oh, I sacked our entire workforce and sold all the company assets, so the figures will look amazing this month.”

“Oh, the figures are down this month, a golden handshake!? Thank you very much.”

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Most industries management fails upward. Definitely true in Pharma.

There are CEOs with a 20 year string of development failures, but they bring "vast experience".