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Ancient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgot (infosec.pub)
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Apparently a page from an internal IBM training manual. Some further attempts at source it

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[โ€“] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Agreed except you better not touch my extremely meager retirement account for some shit the CEO did. I will go full uno bomber.

[โ€“] Heikki2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Thats where the legislation can put the lawyer talk in to address it is the personal accounts of the C_Os