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My spouse insists on having one of these. I unplug it when it's just me at home.
I call her "our friend in the other room."
Friend?
Yeah, it's sarcastic for me and not my spouse while also personifying it without gendering it. Plus, we call too many things "machine" for that to be a good name.
Like the fair folk or the kindly ones.
Elves!