this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

sending something that would be inappropriate

If your first text to someone is inappropriate that explains why she gave the fake number.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

And why the plan would work

[–] Logical@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not talking about dick pics, and I'm not saying inappropriate generally. Just that you don't want to text your mom about it.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

What is your perfectly acceptable first text to a woman that would be horrible if sent to your mother by mistake?