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Don't understand why this makes OP "like Hitler". The only way this is a problem for a guy is if he is a douchebag.
"Hi (name), I enjoyed talking to you last night. Would you like to go out for dinner sometime?"
"You texted the wrong number, this is your mom."
The horror!
L take. You honestly expect someone to speak to a potential date in the same tone as to their own mother, and that there should be no risk of sending something that would be inappropriate or something that would otherwise be awkward if sent to the wrong person (especially to their mother)?
If your first text to someone is inappropriate that explains why she gave the fake number.
I'm not talking about dick pics, and I'm not saying inappropriate generally. Just that you don't want to text your mom about it.
What is your perfectly acceptable first text to a woman that would be horrible if sent to your mother by mistake?