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I have never had a bad granny Smith apple.
Meh. When they're a dark green they're incredibly sour. They need to be slightly yellowish, then they're amazing.
I like my men jaundiced.
You can't spell jaundice without juice.
You gotta take those lemons, and stuff them down somebodies throat until they see yella
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