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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

One egg to rule them all, one egg to find them, One egg to bring them all and in the omelette bind them.

[–] teft@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Are we sure the One Ring isn’t an everything bagel?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck there's a good bagel shop just outside of bike range. I either need to get on shape or a second battery

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Trader Joe's had everything bagel seasoning that I have been putting on every last fucking thing I've made since discovering it.

[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Shhh, Jobu Tupaki might hear you.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Making the mother of all omlettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm making my famous all day meatballs right now. I'm using a neighbor's egg, which is much bigger than standard store bought ones. So this content is ringing hard for me.