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One egg to rule them all, one egg to find them, One egg to bring them all and in the omelette bind them.
Are we sure the One Ring isn’t an everything bagel?
Fuck there's a good bagel shop just outside of bike range. I either need to get on shape or a second battery
Trader Joe's had everything bagel seasoning that I have been putting on every last fucking thing I've made since discovering it.
Shhh, Jobu Tupaki might hear you.
Making the mother of all omlettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg!
I'm making my famous all day meatballs right now. I'm using a neighbor's egg, which is much bigger than standard store bought ones. So this content is ringing hard for me.