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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I can't see a water fountain without a mental 1 steamboat, 2 steamboats, 3 steamboats...
Though I always appreciated the ones who counted hippopotamuses instead.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was that how long you could take to drink if there was a line?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Man, I haven't thought of that in almost 40 years!

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ours was always “1 2 3 save some for me”

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

That was the weirdest thing for me when I worked at a little kid's school. When I was a kid, we didn't have designated drinking time at the fountain. We just drank randomly during recess and lunch.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I used to do "one one-thousand, two one-thousand, etc"

But then found it was better to so l switch it to "one-thousand one, one-thousand two, etc" because then the count matches the time closer. In the first, when you say the count, you are actually one second earlier. Eg, "two" marks the end of the first second and the start of the second one. But saying the number after (one-thousand, steamboat, mississippi, or whatever) means you can just say the number you last said for an accurate second count.