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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

I’m pretty sure it was something like “Dracula doesn’t have a castle because he’s a vampire. He has a castle because he’s a Count.”

If this is annoying and pedantic, I apologize. For whatever reason, the original post isn’t displaying for me.