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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 137 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wizard: “I cast detect on the bowl.”

DM: “it’s a bowl.”

Wizard: “I cast detect on the chair.”

DM: “It’s a chair.”

Wizard: “Fine, I eat the chowder.”

DM: “The spoon is a mimic. It latches onto your face and causes 35 points of damage.”