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Didn't have evil business woman yet... and no evil nursing girl, only an evil medical student girl who burned my dick off ๐
Well, as a medical student she was quite busy, especially given that she was also working part-time to support herself coming from a different city with barely any support from her parents. So, getting an appointment with her at said work was a rare opportunity to get a little bit extra time together. Her job was as a laser hair removal specialist, and there are only so many places you can get your hair removed from. And I guess she wasn't very used to working with dudes because it didn't end up well down there. I got burn marks and had terrible rash for a whole month afterwards. Not sure which one of us was evil, though, but I lashed out and broke up with her when on the only aligning day off for both of us for months to come, she decided to go to a place I told her I wanted to take her to, and do the things I told her I'd like to do together... alone, because, apparently, the stars told her to do so. Usually girls being into astrology that much is a huge deal-breaker for me, but I admit I got so blinded by her beauty and gentle voice that I totally didn't even register that she was.
inb4: No, it wasn't creepy, we've had a relationship for a few months at that point and it was her idea. And yeah, we didn't actually have to perform the procedures, but I guess neither of us was bright enough to propose that we don't ๐
The combination of medical student and astrology is more unnerving than your poor burning experience. You could totally write a horror script out of the affair.
I honestly hope that it's just something she made up to get rid of me after she lost interest for some reason. Maybe she fell for someone else, maybe I offended her in some way, or maybe she was actually telling the truth. Unfortunately, that I'll never get to know.