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[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 days ago

The Gardens of Eden are all yours, hoomans. I only ask you to

just refrain from licking the cats ass

I don't think it's that hard.

5 minutes in

PUT DOWN THE CAT ADAM, I ORDER YOU. Ah gosh, now they teamed up to spite me