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[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

When the LLM realizes that it’s running through GNU Parallel, it improves its performance by what can only be explained as an emergent sense of respect for the Free Software Foundation.

???

edit: wait is this whole article a joke

[–] tranzystorek_io@beehaw.org 2 points 13 hours ago

tone indicator for blog post authors more needed than ever

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Reality is hilarious. If you don't see why, try to divide zero.

[–] staircase@programming.dev 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, I just escaped the program

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 8 hours ago

Escape Program is a business down the street here for people who get mad and break shit.

I know you didn't do what you don't know how to even recognize a means to check and validate that reality is what you thought it was.