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Leak Reveals Gemini 3.0 Is Just Gemini 2.5 Through GNU Parallel (medium.com)
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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck Oracle DB.

(Though I can't say I'm particularly happy with the MS SQL Servers we're using at work either)

[–] msage@programming.dev 12 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck every database other than Postgres.

SQLite can be ok at times, too.

[–] expr@programming.dev 7 points 16 hours ago

Yep. Postgres rocks. No idea why anyone would bother with anything else. They all suck in comparison.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wait what's wrong with MariaDB?

It's FOSS, it's compatible with MySQL libraries.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

MySQL is absolute shit.

I don't follow MariaDB to know if they made it much better.