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Epstein Victim Describes His ‘Extremely Deformed’ Fruit-Shaped Penis (www.thedailybeast.com)
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[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Tl;dr Lemon or egg shaped, appx 2 inches. They also have quotes from victims of other famous, powerful men:

  • Trump’s apparently a weird mushroom, says Stormy Daniels
  • Hitler had a micro dick
  • Bill Clinton’s was apparently “a little boy’s who didn’t grow up”
[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Elon had botched penis enlargement surgery. According to witnesses. Dude jelqed his dick dead. 😂