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Epstein Victim Describes His ‘Extremely Deformed’ Fruit-Shaped Penis (www.thedailybeast.com)

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The original was posted on /r/facepalm by /u/Boonzies on 2025-11-20 00:39:02+00:00.

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I've wondered about this for a while because it's definitely been a trend, and my layman's guess is that fucked up genitals can lead a person to predatory behavior and raping.

They know without forcing it or paying for it they wouldn't be able to get someone to willingly sleep with them. But what do I know, I'm just some guy.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think it is far more likely that these are just rumors that people really like to spread. We want the people we don't like to have fucked up dicks, we we tell each other they do. But, yaknow, pics or it didn't happe

[–] BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know, I really know nothing of Epstein's personality, but Elon and Trump are clearly wildly insecure, and it's not their bank accounts making them that way.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 59 minutes ago

I'm just saying - Trump and Elon and Epstine and Hitler all have fucked up dicks? These aren't just normal rich or powerful people - they are people who lots and lots of people hate.

And it seems weird that here on lemmy, home of "there is literally nothing you can do to get ahead in life, it is all chance and nepotism" would seem to also claim that the only thing which can seemingly reliably give you sufficient will to claim power is... insecurity about having a weird dick.

Thus, we are left with two possible conclusions:

The global elite have a significantly higher rate of genetic abnormalities driving penile deformation, to the point where a significant portion of those who turn out especially powerful and shitty have deformed dicks.
The claims are exaggerated. The rich and powerful can be gigantic shits even without the excuse of a deformed dick. And we can make fun of their obvious insecurities even if their dick is totally normal.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

They think that. It’s not true. If they were good people who didn’t twist themselves up in hate, they could focus on learning to use their hands and mouths and they could find partners.