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[–] mech@feddit.org 33 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

"Before you can use your device, please finish the setup process"
"Step 1: Connect to the internet"
[ ] OK
[X] Cancel

TV turns off

[–] 0x0 3 points 10 hours ago

Set up a temporary network from a phone and kill it as soon as the TV is satisfied, or even better, return it and tell them exactly why.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 50 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Then you return that shitbox and complain that it does not function properly.

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 36 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Easiest 1-star review: TV does not function without internet.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

My 2-star review: Someone shit on this TV before returning it. I wanted to give the TV one star because it doesn't function without Internet. But I'm adding a star because that turd was fucking massive and it's pretty cool to shit on something like this before returning it.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

We shouldn't be forced to do these things, but connect it to a junk wifi signal setup using tethering or something and once setup is done, disable it.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Itll ping a server. No server, no setup. Itll say it has to download software updates.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

There's always a niche instance but my example gives it a valid, but disposable, connection to complete setup, it can totally ping that server there at the beginning and give the all clear. And then you turn off that disposable Wi-Fi signal.

[–] webhead@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

Tether to a bullshit Wi-Fi name (like with your phone), finish setup, turn it off and never enable that particular name again. Or research if your TV is like that before you buy it and just don't buy it. But shit happens so you deal with what comes at you as it comes at you.