I Didn’t Have Eggs

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But I thought bananas were eggs :( (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by BurntWits@sh.itjust.works to c/ididnthaveeggs@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love recipe comments like these. It is really just insight into how absolutely ludicrous and entitled people are. Why can't your recipe simply bend reality to my will, and modify itself into what I desire to give me the outcome of my dreams.

"Instead of chicken I used an unborn cow's fetus and it tasted a bit funny, 1/5 stars"

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We didn't have any potatoes on hand for the potato salad so we used diced up and used our pet clown fish instead. It tasted funny.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Everyone knows you need to debone and remove the funnybone, so you clown fish doesn't taste funny anymore