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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Would you believe me if I said no?

Also, why?

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because you've got a lot of comments simply describing the images of the posts you comment on. I've seen obvious bot accounts with that behavior.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well then, may I invite you to comment on this image which is representative of the fucks I give?

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Just asking questions.

Didn't want to be rude, if you're a real person. I'm mad that I even think I should be paranoid about bots on lemmy.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and say "Meat daddy, I am a naughty, naughty bot. I should be electro-punished."

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Say it yourself, you horny meatbag!

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

This does not clear up whether you are a bot. Good work.