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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 44 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Then we use the liquid remains of their children to coat them in crumbs.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 32 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

...of Crushed plants, that we infested with LIVING FUNGUS, BURNED and them CRUSHED THEM AGAIN!

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (5 children)

Is the fungus supposed to be Cheese? Because Yeast is a Bacterial Strain.

EDIT: Nope, turns out it is sort of a fungus. Fungus needs to learn to stay in its fuckin lane, I'm getting tired of its shit.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

It's apparently fungus, I originally wrote Bacteria, then thought about it, googled it and edited my post :P

[–] remon@ani.social 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Was hat der Merz in Afrika vermisst?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 13 hours ago

Das selbe wie überall. Eine Seele

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I fucking lost it and laughed out loud at work. I had to explain it to a co-worker. Good thing he is a fan of dark humor and not a vegan.

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm out here sharing biology facts. what's the joke?

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

The whole thread and post is the joke and the unexpected biology facts just got to me, I may be under way too much stress lately, I tend to over react.