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Hmmm seems to be a correlation between the Mississippi River, and laws against being naked in your back yard. The scientists of America should study this further.
I'm guessing Jesus must travel by river boat.
If Jesus were anywhere in the US he was be in the lush Coast Range forests of NW Oregon because he could just let that dong fly on his own property.
It's changes to the Missouri River if you're going upstream following the red states in this map. Maybe Lewis and Clark hated nudity?
I'm sure RealLifeLore or some other channel has a video about this.
My guess would be that the Puritans settled along rivers, and the people who were sick of their shit spread out.