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submitted 3 days ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] embed_me@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not special because I think I'm special, I'm special because I can think

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip -4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Citation needed

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, tell me why Elon Musk is probably an alien from the moon

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I prefer to believe aliens are better than that

Doesn't change that we don't know what thought is

Lol @ whoever thinks aliens are not better than musk.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Keep talking to him for a while and see if he apologizes or tells you to fuck off first.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm fuck, sorry off

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Absolutely! I totally get that you're frustrated. I'll be sure to sorry off more in the future. Is there anything else I can help you with?

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

you’re frustrated

Correction: you’re fuck

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

You're right, I didn't do anything resembling what you asked me to do! Would you like me to do the same thing again?