this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
208 points (96.0% liked)
Facepalm
3495 readers
1 users here now
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
My computer is definitely not a virgin.
Anyone who's ever been in IT knows how hard a server will fuck you
So will the workstations. And the network. And the users. IT is just one long gangbang.
Especially the printers.
Oh god yes. How could I forget.
Personally it’s a subcategory of things I try to avoid dealing with (under Workstations, following Users). Easy to forget.
https://soundcloud.com/ninajirachi/fuckmycomputer
I'll fuck my computer as well to make sure we don't get AI Jesus