this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2025
9 points (100.0% liked)
PoliticalCompassMemes
102 readers
31 users here now
A place to share your PCMs that you’ve gathered or made over the years! Now with 99% less bigotry! (We still hate Pomeranians on principle)
Here we enjoy jokes related to the Political Compass, a pointless astrological horoscope for political junkies. Libleft best!
Rules:
-
Auths no auth - if it's suspected that you're not joking about suspending democracy or whatever radical auth thing is being discussed, you'll catch a ban.
-
No atrocity denial or apologia - just no.
-
Follow all Piefed.social rules
founded 5 months ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
God, demolition derbies were the fucking best. We had an old mud race track near where I lived where they had demolition derbies sometimes. Couldn't give a shit about the races, but I LOVED the demolition derbies as a kid.
Demolition derbies .... it's the closest our current era will ever get to gladiatorial combat ... the dirt, the oil soaked sand, the moaning death of a six cylinder engine, the cries of the driver, the smell, the food, the noise, the roar of the crowd - it must have been what the Flavian Amphitheatre felt like
The crowd chant of "KILL! KILL! KILL!" has been replaced by "CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH!"
The cheap and greasy food I must imagine as almost unchanged from ancient times XD
They really should format demolition derbies like a gladiatorial event ... have a Roman styled Emperor seated at a thrown with their entourage at the front to decide if a defeated car should be set fire to or not (with a thumbs or a thumbs down) ... as the crowd chants 'CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH!' ... then bring in a crushing machine to crush the burning inferno
I'd pay an extra 20$ for my ticket for that, tbh
Free entry if you arrive dressed in a toga and sandals and leading a Carthagian slave.