Another added touch would be to park a big ugly motor home in the driveway
Ininewcrow
Reminds me of a math rhythm my older brother taught me when we were teens
You subtract the clothes
You add the bed
You divide the legs
And then you multiply
Why? .... the US is basically exempt from anything and everything at this point
Humans have always been doing stupid things ... we seldom heard about many of those crazy things ... and most of them we never heard of because the people who did them died.
Meanwhile ... if you called Tesla to unlock your doors because your car was on fire .... they'd let you burn.
Imagine trying to talk to your Hindu friends about the Gorgon monster Medusa that is depicted on your armour.
Where are the soldiers you speak of? I don't see any in this image.
mmmmmm ... nothing like fresh barbecued fascism
A good alternative would be ...
penis.mightier
Free entry if you arrive dressed in a toga and sandals and leading a Carthagian slave.
They really should format demolition derbies like a gladiatorial event ... have a Roman styled Emperor seated at a thrown with their entourage at the front to decide if a defeated car should be set fire to or not (with a thumbs or a thumbs down) ... as the crowd chants 'CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH!' ... then bring in a crushing machine to crush the burning inferno
Then after five minutes of furious typing you say ....
I'M IN