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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

After I retire, the college website will be switched from Drupal, which uses MySQL in a civilized fashion, to Modern Campus, which uses Excel. I don't envy the person who will take over from me.

[–] rooroo@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Why on earth would you build a CMS with excel.

I mean I know why but WHYYYYYY

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

from Drupal (..) to Modern Campus

wait what? It exists! Not going to link it. Just put a .com at the end. Says nothing about excel (or Microsoft), though the site looks horrible and has all the key-, tickle- and triggerwords that make me want to puke.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's Oracle. They have attractive little salesgirls who target faculty, telling them they can have this "awesome" website without techies. What they don't tell them is, any new feature has to be done by them, and it costs. With Drupal, someone asks me for a feature, I can set it up for them in a few days.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I have to start myself a faculty, then.