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Metal Subgenres (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Skullgrid@lemmy.world to c/politicalcompassmemes@piefed.social
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Death Metal :

  • You need talent to make it
  • Enjoyed by university going intellectuals
  • Guaranteed to leave you penniless since no one listens to it

Black Metal :

  • Full of Nazis
  • Talking about history
  • Demands a return to tradition from a thousand years ago, and religion

Prog Metal :

  • Even less people listen to it than death metal
  • Likely to have LGBTQ support, since cishet women won't participate
  • Way too optimistic

Hair Metal :

  • In it exclusively for the money and girls
  • Girls in the dictionary definition
  • I'm calling them talentless, inauthentic pedos.

EDIT : I guess centrists would either be Thrash (I just want to party for god's sake) or NWOBHM (BoomerWojack.jpg)

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[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where power metal?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

between hair and prog. I might do more if I feel like it, doom, stoner, goregrind and some others could also do with some love

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah where do you put doom?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

probably auth left. or a really depressing centrist. I don't have inspiration on the reasons at the moment.

It would go well with 3 other slow genres, like stoner

EDIT : Depressing centrist doom :

  • Fuck it we are all going to eventually die
  • Just lower me into my grave already
  • But you know, do it slowly