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Bear Black Fight Back
Bear Brown Get Down
Bear White Goodnight
I don’t know how to express to you the physical pain it causes me to see the rhyming cadence here destroyed.
Do you want me to append each one with the word "Bear"?
“Bear’s black, fight back” etc.
K, I made the edit, hows it look now?
I can sleep easy now.
Are there any bears that will be successfully thrown off by a decoy snausage or chihuahua
I've never seen a polar bear around when there's a chihuahua. They know better than to come close.
Can you run faster than a Chihuahua? As the saying goes, you don't have to be able to outrun a bear, you only have to be able to outrun whoever else is with you. But Chihuahuas are faster than you think.