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No AI needed for that. These bloody librarians wouldn't let us have the Necronomicon either. Selfish bastards...
I swear, librarians are the only thing standing between humanity and true greatness!
There's only the One High and Mighty who can bring true greatness to humanity! Praise Cthulhu!
You're really discounting the power of the Claw!
Certainly nöt.
Ia! Ia!
Am librarian. Here you go
Some pages are omitted. Yeah. There's like four pages of 300. I'm disappointed beyond measure and my day is ruined.
My bad. I should have linked directly to the one in the Miskatonic University archive. (it takes a while to load, but it does load for me, all the pages)
awesome, thank you
Very funny... Yäääh! Shabb nigurath.... wrdlbrmbfd,
This one is on you. MY copy of the necronomicon firmly sits in my library in the west wing...
it sits on whatever shelf it sees fit to sit on, on any given day.
Well maybe if people could just say the three words right, they wouldn't need to.
The Simpsons showed us the danger of the occult section in the library.