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A partner and I once got into an uncontrollable giggling fit when I referred to sex as 'thrusty cuddles'.
I had a similar response at a Maria Bamford show I went to earlier in the year when she said "I like it when he puts his dingle in my wet plop."
And now I'm giggling again.
The one I remember most clearly is like... sorry in advance for tmi. Do not continue reading if you dont want to read a sex story
So we tended to do a decent amount of foreplay, and this night it was really hot and heavy. She was really seductively trying to get me to say I needed to be inside her, and we were on that line of fooling around for a while in a way we were both really into. At one point I'm on my back and she's teasing me while straddling me, and I finally give in and tell her I need her. What does she do? Gives me the most Samuel Jackson ass expression she can muster and a "shit negro, that's all you had to say!" I almost died laughing
Good story.
If you're not capable of having a good laugh in a sex session, you're doing it wrong. If the situation in the OP happened to me, I'd have cracked up, and probably fallen a little bit more in love.