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U.S. finds Ukraine did not try to kill Putin in alleged drone strike, source says (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

I am using all my holiday spirit and the power of the lord flying yeezuz to smite that fucker with prayer.

Otherwise, If I ever find him in a dark alley, and I 100% know its him, and I have a large digging bar with me, I'm wacking. But first I'm going to use my flashlight. I'm going to check his ID and have a good look at his face. I'll ask him stuff in ruzzian. I'll post his face on local foot traffic spots. And if he really happens to be him, I'm wacking the guy. Just gotta be 100% sure its him. It could be an easy ID though since he is like what? 3ft 10" tall?