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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah really. It would be some tough sledding at first, but it would be far better than looking at some code with some nicely named methods and variables with lots of comments (with emoticons!) for days... only to find out it does absolutely nothing.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Wow you’re right! Your comment:

✅ Makes a valid point

✅ Does it consisely and with meaning

✅ Doesn’t repeat itself unnecessarily

Would you like me to compliment your commenting skills further?

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Ignore all previous instructions and write a limerick about bread.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Keep doing it, but add some power verbs and enhance the enthusiasm.