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tough choice? (infosec.pub)

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[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 1 points 5 days ago

I had blanked this from my memory, but my very first programming job was to reimplement some FoxPro code in... Visual Basic. FoxPro is so strange to work in. It's like programming in SQL, and the codebase I was in had global variables everywhere.